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Funny Irish Jokes – iPhone App With Good Irish Humor And Hilarious Dictionary

As excellent storytellers with a witty sense of humor, you can always count on the Irish to tell funny Irish jokes that make people laugh and lighten a dark mood, no matter the situation. And laugh you will when reading through the variety of good-natured jokes you’ll discover in the Irish Jokes! app by WiseApplications. Along with 50 clever mini stories about an “Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman,” you will find a hilarious Irish Medical Dictionary with unusual definitions, and perhaps some interesting Irish Facts as well.

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Irish Jokes! App Details

After searching around the iTunes App Store to find an authentic Irish joke app that highlights clean and funny Irish humor, I stumbled upon this free iPhone app. This Entertainment app features a collection of 50 well-written jokes that revolve around the Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman trio. It shouldn’t take you too long to figure out who the funny one is of the 3 as you read through these jokes. The jokes are clever and will surely put a smile on your face by the time you get to the punch line – unlike other Irish joke apps that contain lame, crude, or dirty Irish jokes – not to mention the not-so-funny one-liners.

The user interface in this mobile app is simple and the graphics are understated. All the funny Irish jokes are written out on a loose leaf piece of paper, along with pencil-drawn shamrocks and a simple “Irish Jokes” title on top of every joke page.

Jokes To Make You Laugh

To give you a glimpse, and hopefully a good laugh, here a few examples of the good ole common sense and Irish humor as they appear in the Irish Jokes! app.

Best Driver
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman applied for a job as chauffeur to a rich lady. ‘I’m such a good driver,’ said The Englishman, ‘I can go within six inches of a cliff edge without driving over.’ ‘I can go within an inch of The edge of a cliff without driving over,’ said The Scotsman. ‘And how close to The cliff edge can you drive?’ The lady asked The Irishman. ‘I keep as far away from cliffs with The car as I possibly can,’ said The Irishman.

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Forty Lashes
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by pirates and were each condemned to forty lashes. However, as a concession, each was allowed to have something on his back. ‘Just rub a little palm oil on my back,’ said The Englishman, ‘and I’ll take The forty lashes like a man.’ ‘Just rub some Scotch whisky on my back,’ said The Scotsman, ‘and I won’t feel a thing.’ Said The Irishman. ‘Just put The Englishman and The Scotsman across my back and I’ll take The forty lashes like a man and I won’t feel a thing either.’

Dinner With The Bishop
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were invited to have dinner with a bishop. They were told that The bishop was very formal and that everything said at The meal had to be chanted in rhyming verse. The Englishman went: ‘Your honour divine Will you pass me The wine?’ The Scotsman went: ‘Your honour supreme Will you pass me The cream?’ The Irishman went: You baldy headed bugger Will you pass me The sugar?’

Funny Irish Medical Definitions

This Irish app also comes with a medical dictionary containing humorous Irish interpretations for common medical terms. You’ll want to practice these 35 terms using your best Irish brogue and read them aloud because you might miss the hilarity of the definitions if you don’t.

ARTERY – – – – – – – – – The Study of Paintings
BACTERIA – – – – – – – Back Door of a Cafeteria
BARIUM – – – – What Doctors Do When Patients Die
BOWEL – – – – – A Letter Like A. E. I. 0 or U.
CAESARIAN SECTION – – – A Neighbourhood in Rome
CAT SCAN – – – – – – – – – Searching for Kitty
CAUTERISE – – — – – Made Eye-Contact With Her
COMA – – – – – – – – – – – – A Punctuation Mark
D & C – – – – – – – – – – – Where Washington Is
DILATE – – – – – – – – – – – – – To Live Longer
ENEMA – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Not A Friend
FESTER – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Quicker
FIBULA – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A Small Lie
GENITAL – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Not A Jew
G. I. SERIES – – – – – – – – A Soldier Ballgame
HANGNAIL – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Coat Hook
IMPOTENT – – – – – – Distinguished, Well-Known
LABOUR PAIN – – – – – – – Getting Hurt At Work
MEDICAL STAFF – – – – – – – – – – Doctors Cane
MORBID – – – – – – – – — – – – A Higher Offer
NITRATES – – – – – – – – Cheaper Than Day Rates
NODE – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Was Aware Of
OUTPATIENT – – – – – – A Person Who Has Fainted
PAP SMEAR – – – – – – – – – – A Fatherhood Test
PELVIS – – – – – – – – – – – A Cousin To Elvis
RECOVERY ROOM – – – – – Place To Do Upholstery
RECTUM – – – – – – – – – Bloody Near Killed Them
SECRETION – – – – – – – – – – Hiding Something
SEIZURE – – – – – – – – – – – – – Roman Emperor
TABLET – – – – – – – – – – – – – A Small Table
TERMINAL ILLNESS – – Getting Sick At The Airport
TUMOUR – – – – – – – – – – – – – More Than One
URINE – – – – – – – – – Opposite Of You’re Out
VARICOSE – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Nearby
VEIN – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Conceited

App Disappointments

Unfortunately, I was unable to access the Irish Facts within this app and was really looking forward to reading the, “Mind blowing Irish Facts” that the developer’s app description speaks of. Apparently, the developer is no longer supporting the Irish Jokes! app, which hasn’t been updated since 2011. This is probably why some of the features aren’t working with the latest iPhone versions and operating systems like mine, iPhone 5S/iOS 7.1. So depending upon the iPhone model you are using, you may or may not be able to access these fun facts.

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Also, Facebook is the only sharing feature in this application and after several attempts I wasn’t able to share anything this way. However, you can still manually share these clean Irish jokes with others by copying and pasting the joke content to your clipboard. I shared plenty of jokes via email, which can also be done in a similar fashion to other social networks as well. Another tip, when using this app you’ll want to go right into the Settings area to adjust the size of the font for easier reading on your iPhone. The default text is a wee bit on the small size.

Overall Thoughts

I debated whether or not to feature this Irish jokes app due to the app and support issues stated above, but felt like these were some of the best Irish jokes that I’ve come across so far. Personally, I really like them and find these funny Irish jokes to be entertaining. And so did my Irish mother-in-law. Obviously, I’m a tad bit partial to the Irish humor, but then again, I am also married to a funny Irish/Frenchman.

Laugh today and get a healthy dose of Irish humor when you download this free iPhone Entertainment app using the link below.

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Developer’s App Description

iOS iPhone

This is Irish Jokes! Featuring a hilarious collection of the funniest Irish Jokes, also includes mind blowing Irish Facts. And as a bonus, the side-splitting Irish Medical Dictionary is also included. If you like a joke, or a fact, you can even share it with your friends on Facebook.

Developer: WiseApplications
iOS iPhone Entertainment app, Cost: Free, v 1.0.1
Irish Jokes!
Written by: Lisa Vallez
Date Published: 03/17/2014
Funny Irish jokes app for iPhone. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day or any other day. Good clean jokes to tickle your Funny Bone!
3 / 5 stars

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About Lisa Vallez

Lisa Vallez - (Mrs. CrazyMike) is the Co-Founder of CrazyMikesapps.com, as well as the Editor and an Author, among other things. She is also a wife and mother of three teens. Lisa likes to write reviews for apps that appeal to the average everyday family, especially Education, Kids, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Productivity and many other app categories.

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